monster dialogues overheard today in...
[8: 30pm, on Broadway]
slightly chubby preppy boy: And you'll never guess what he said! He said, "All men are stupid, and all women are crazy!"
slightly chubby preppy girl: Hahahahaha!!! That's not cool! I mean, I'll agree with the first part! But...haha...
boy: Hahaha! And then, he said, the problem with most relationships is...
[They turn the corner...I guess I'll never know what words of great wisdom 'He' had to offer next...]
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[3: 30am, from my fire escape]
tall boy in black coat: Monster! Monster! Monster!
tall girl in black coat: Hahaha! Shut up! That's not what I said!
boy: Monster! Monster!
girl: As IF I talk like that! I said [faux British accent]: 'MON-ster!'
boy: Same thing! 'Monster! Monster!'
girl: I'm going to kick you in the head! Hahaha! MON-ster!!
boy: Monster! Monster!
[They go into the building across the street.]
Jan 10th